Welcome to Honey*K's Advice to the Lovelorn.
For those of you who are trapped in a love vortex, leave a question for Honey (along with your name and age), and perhaps you too can escape the turmoil. She has already saved so many...
Catch the phone version of Honey*K's Advice to the Lovelorn at (212)-645-9018.


Q.) Why do women cheat?
A.) Quenching the thirst of little birds with the water from an overflowing bowl and reviving them, the birds flee, flapping their cobalt wings and disappearing into the sky. I unite with the sky.
Q.) Should I bring my lover candies or a stuffed animal to make up after a fight?
A.) While staring at my hands, I get a really strange feeling. With this, you can give him/her a sense of excitement, or give off a heaven-like sense of agony. This is like the sweetness of candy, or like an animal that's gone mad. It's a dangerous tool.

Q.) How do I get invited to his place?
A.) Cats don't walk away. Dogs knock. If he is a talented ecologist, he will feel compassionate towards the animal in you.

Here is Honey*K's revision on question #15:
You love Asian woman. Is that because we have black eyes? Or we have black hair? I do not understand very much. Because I believe all of men on the earth posses something marvelous, not to mention that I happen to think men on the Mars is too marvelous...I can't limit to specific region in order to love someone.
Please look inside of me. Don't let common sense (like Asian women obey men) puzzle you. Not color of skin or hair, please look at myself.
I am able to pour love. Can you promise to a god inside of you that you can give big love to me and all the people around me?

Privacy Policy / Terms and Conditions

©2001 Klasky Csupo, Inc.

.

ÿ